In this episode of CDM Jim talks about the benefits of better living through chemistry, Chris talks about shitting all over his house, and later a bus load of preteens may or may not be in danger of being sexually assaulted.

This is Confusion DeathMonkey and we plead the fifth.

In this Episode Jim has discovered better living through chemistry, Chris is afraid of fear, and for a moment there we get a little lost.

We’re Confusion DeathMonkey and there aren’t enough bread crumbs in the world to find your way out of one of our conversations.

In this episode Jim and Chris return with Kung Fu Jason to bring you another hour of random humor and observations. In this episode we Chris and Jason discuss their mutual love of stuffing. There's a new Underworld Movie coming out, and new commercials!

We're Confusion DeathMonkey and we're back like a bad case of the herp.

Jim and Chris invite Helal the intern and their biggest fan Darren along to do their 100th episode. In this one we talk about our favorite moments and what’s to come in the future for CDM. So kick back and get all nostalgic like 40 year-old chick who still wears her prom dress.

We’re Confusion DeathMonkey and in our day we were pretty awesome.

On this episode of Confusion DeathMonkey Jim and Chris talk about binge drinking Jim can remember theme songs from shows that are over two decades old even though he can’t remember the president’s name, both Jim and Chris are politically apathetic, and we talk about our plans for episode 100.
We’re Confusion DeathMonkey and we’ve already checked out on our vacation.

In this episode of Confusion DeathMonkey Chris moves into a new palce and gets in a fight with his shower,  Jim gets out of his shower and gets in a fight with two cats, both guys have stories about Thanksgiving and Jim is shocked by orgasms at the DMV.

We’re Confusion DeathMonkey and we’re thankful for all the wonderful people that listen to our show even though they don’t by T-Shirts or spread the word like good listeners should.

This show took so long to post I’m not even sure what’s in it. I’m pretty sure at the end Chris says I should have died as a child and we talk about my idea for a sketch called “Dumpster Cats” which Chris seems to think is the apocalypse of comedy. So hee it is folks, Episode 96. Almost a full week after Episode 97. Enjoy.

-Jim

We’re Confusion DeathMonkey and we like catchy sayings at the end of our show descriptions.

In this episode we talk about taxes, creditors, cable and cell phone providers, Jim’s going insane, and Thanksgiving dinner, and a whole new level of terror “Super getting fucked”. We also talk shit on our good buddies Curtis Row and Eric "Screen Looker" Woods and discuss if it's okay for strangers to think they're gay.

We’re Confusion DeathMonkey and we’ll have the pie.

In this episode of Confusion DeathMonkey: Chris is looking for change but has little to go on, Jim Villines is the Worst Wingman Ever, Chris is probably mad about something and Jim went on a date. In the third segment we talk about sex dreams, shit dreams, and Jim’s dick.
We’re Confusion DeathMonkey and we shit class.

In this episode of Confusion DeathMonkey Alison (A.K.A. ComfyTaskChair) rejoins the crew as the new intern, again. Comfy and Jim both are already drunk before Chris gets there thus prompting instant rage and oversight of a missing third segment. In the parts of the show we did record we talked about sexy costumes we haven’t seen yet and our discussion about the upcoming holidays leads us to discover that Comfy has a laugh that sounds like a dying camel.

We are Confusion DeathMonkey and we’re into some weird shit.